Email conversation between myself and Bonehead:
Bonehead: good weekend? mine was spent looking after kids and avoiding kids and eating unhealthy food and not getting enough sleep. feel weekend snatched.
Elberry: i feel my entire life, bar 4 years at Durham, to have been snatched away, firstly by school, then by shitty work.
Bonehead: i would happily volunteer for an instant death did i not yearn to see a few others go before me.
Elberry: for sure in the hereafter those you slay will be your slaves and chattels, so why not dispatch as many as possible, that’s just being practical.