i had a late breakfast with Morgana today, while Bones and Lilly ran around yapping at each other and climbing on our laps and trying to steal our cheese. Two language inventions:
1. David describes her effect on men thus: “You bitchkrieged him!” For she is indeed a one-woman bitchkrieg.
2. She and David likewise came up with a game of misusing food names, e.g.:
I carrot do it.
I bread that book once.
There is only one goat cheese and mango is his profiterole.
Pasta la vista, motherfucker.
I like vegetable but also orange and buttery.
She then drove me home, cursing every driver on the road thus: “What a cunt”, “another cunt”, “look at this cunt getting in my way.” A similar situation: