Facebook update by Bonehead, who lives in Blighty, to his shame:

Had to endure the depravity of a generic northernbenefits hotspot today. Streets teaming with thieving teenage scrotes playing dance music on their expensive mobiles, en route to the jobby to get ‘my money’ for weed and tinnies. These scum are the future of the nation and the three or four little bastard kids to three or four different 13 year old mothers. Sometimes I wish we could exchange our cultural and aspirational poverty with a real and honest rags and hunger poverty. Less shame in that than this self-inflicted malaise.