Text from my hippy flatmate, received at 0455 (he had gone to a hippy party last night):
Hello Elberry. Could you go a walk with gemma. ABout 9-12 am. The party is so awesam. Thank you a lot. Gemma’s robe is in par terr on the snow-bob. It’s okay for you???? Please write me a sms! THANKS FOR ALL
When i went into his room to look for Gemma, she wasn’t there. i presume she ate some of his drugs and flew out the window, or he took her to the awesam party and forgot she was sitting next to him at 0455, or some hippy shit like that.