i was going to write a long and tedious blog post about my hideous adventures driving 1500 km in 2 days, accompanied by a Viking, encountering my ex-sister Jana, and so on, but i don’t have the time or volition so instead please take these photographs as a starting point for your own Elberry’s Viennese Adventure story. i will include some brief pointers:

An English breakfast with my ex-sister. There was some sort of hobgoblin in the coffee, hence the improvised trap on top:

Ex-sister attacks, i leave you to invent a reason:


Parkgasse 18:


The Viking wanders aimlessly about looking for liquorice:

Parkgasse 18, dwarfed by the back office for a sex toy company:

While wrestling the Viking, my keys are thrown through the gate: