Well, i had the interview and they rejected me, so i’m still here. At least they didn’t look at me with total disgust and violent revulsion, like the apple polishers in England. They just said my German was too shit and apparently some of the team only speak Bavarian (an almost alien language).

i feel grim but also a little glad, as it was a marketing company and i am spectacularly bad at using language for my own profit; my own amusement, yes, but as soon as i try to get past an interview or write a covering letter, anything with a mercantile end, it all goes to shit

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